FILM - MOVIE NEWS
2008.09.05

Latino Review has posted a spoiler script for the movie Kick-Ass. Eventhough I've not read the comic myself either, this sounds fairly interesting. Given the fact that usually comics are better when accompanied by pictures.
WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD!
An ARMENIAN GUY who read about DAVE tries to fly with homemade wings and falls to his death. Dave is an average high school student who is interested in, but awkward around, his fellow classmate KATIE. While eating breakfast one morning, Dave's MOM dies.
TODD, MARTY, and Dave are hanging out at a comic book store and wondering why no one in real life has ever been a superhero when obscenely wealthy CHRIS D'Amico enters. Dave feels sorry for him always being alone and is going to ask him to hang out but his BODY GUARD tells him to stay away. On their way home, two KIDS steal Todd and Dave's comic books; passers by on the street pretend to not see anything. In a lumber yard, FRANK D'Amico and his HENCHMEN have tied up TRE because some of Frank's cocaine has gone missing. Tre claims that someone in a mask and cape stole it; Frank does not believe him.
DAMON shoots his daughter, MINDY (11), to test a bullet proof vest before they go get ice cream. Dave wears a superhero getup under his school clothes and tries to think of a superhero name. BIG JOHN tells Frank about someone selling coke; Chris is upset that Frank makes him leave the room. Dave trains himself for becoming a superhero by practicing jumping. On the morning of her birthday, Damon gives Mindy the knife she wanted and tests her knowledge of weaponry. Damon is interested in Frank's crime organization.
Dave sees the two Kids who mugged him and Todd trying to steal a car. He tries to stop them but they stab him and run away. He is also hit by a car. No one on the street helps him, but an ambulance later takes him to the hospital. Two of Frank's Goons question a Russian by putting him in a huge microwave; he dies before giving answers. Dave's arms, legs, and skull have been outfitted with many pieces of metal.
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